it's not often that someone talks about the advantages of being fat...and mind you this is an extremely sarcastic post. and YES I am irked by the way some people behave towards fat people (like me), and this post is dedicated to those *toot* people.
so here goes.
10. other (normal and thin people) usually do not like sitting next to a fat person, so fat people can get a whole row of seats to themselves in the train/bus. this is good because fat people can have their own personal space during the ride to do their own thing.
9. ditto the movie theater. other people don't like fat people spilling over into their seats. so fat people can avoid being annoyed by the top ten things people like to do in the cinema. we can enjoy the movie thoroughly! isn't that great? whee!
8. fat people don't usually look good in anything they wear, so they can save time by having to dress up and make up because it usually doesn't make a difference. hooray! more time to do other beneficial things! like stuffing our faces with pizza! whee!
7. and fat people generally don't like shopping, because they can't fit into anything in the 'normal size' range. so we can save money to buy other more necessary things! like bigger couches that can support heavier weights! wheeee...
6. ooohh talking about shopping, fat people also have a whole section just for them! it's called the PLUS SIZED section! there are extra extra extra LARGE sizes for us because they think that we're elephants...and not only that, we can avoid the huge crowds and mobs of people in the normal sections! even better...we can shop in peace! woohoo...
5. generally speaking, fat people are said to be bad at sports, dancing, acting, anything of that sort, so other (normal) people don't usually invite fat people to those activities. wheee! even better, we can avoid the embarrassment of having to dance in front of crowds. how awesome it that?
4. fat people don't usually look good in pictures, so we can avoid having to be in pictures AND we don't have to get blinded by the flash! ahaha...our eyesight is preserved! yay!
3. other (normal) people don't usually make 'fat' jokes in front of 'fat' people because they're afraid that they'll offend them, which is great, because we don't have to waste our time laughing at their lame 'fat' jokes! wheeee...
2. fat people are perceived to be able to eat alot, and so we often get invited to makan fests, buffets, feasts and other things of that sort, which means YAY! more delicious mouth watering food for us! heh heh heh heh...
1. and the number one advantage of being fat is...some people look at a fat person and immediately judge them, thinking that "this FAT person is not someone that I want to be friends with, because he/she stuffs his/her face with food 24/7, never works out and is basically a GLUTTON/COUCH POTATO/USELESS FAT PERSON/whatever." sooooo...fat people can save their time and energy by not having to make friends with these judgmental people. PLUS, (no pun intended) fat people can identify who are their real friends through this method.
ooh, and did I mention that fat people normally die earlier than normal people? that is GREAT, because that means we don't have to spend any extra time on this judgmental, looks-are-everything planet! woohoo!
so...whee! isn't it great being fat?
no lots of offense intended.
PS : call me over-sensitive or whatever, IDC.
top ten advantages of being fat
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cages
there are many cages in life.
when growing up, we get trapped in a cage called puberty.
and slowly, we are forced to break out of the cage called innocence.
without knowing it, a cage called independence falls onto our heads.
along with many other cages like insecurity, doubt and oily skin.
and another cage known as self-actualization strikes unexpectedly.
bringing along a cage called 'growing up too fast'.
soon, we have to start getting used to a cage called the working world.
but right now, I'm stuck in a huge, pad-locked, thick metal barred, cage named ASSIGNMENTS.
and I can't get out.
maybe I should start doing the Hawaiian/CanCan dance like the hamster in the cage.
His name is Dinosaur.
don't worry,
my blog is not dead, yet. and I'm not going to give some lame excuse about being too busy, too many assignments, not enough time...because I do have time to blog, just nothing to blog about.
okay, this is a really lame excuse.
so anyways...we've been working on our Graffiti assignment for the past few weeks, getting all frustrated when we weren't successful in contacting any Graffiti artists and literally on the verge of giving up. but the gods weren't finished with us yet...we walked around the whole of KL (practically) trying to find old spray cans for our fake artist to pose with.
and that's when we stumbled on District, a Graffiti shop selling T-shirts, accessories and other graffiti related stuff. Katun who is one of the crew members of Phobia Klik and an experienced graffiti artist, willingly posed for us to take pictures. we totally unexpected it (and I left Marty Cooper at home) but we grabbed the opportunity to snap some photos of him in action.
he was so nice! hahahaha...I wish I had asked him more questions, though...the time was a bit wasted there...but we did manage to get a few good shots. we can't thank him enough! XD
at the end of the day, we really learned to appreciate graffiti as a form of art. Graffiti artists deserve the equal respect that we give to fine artists, graphic artists, designers and painters. I definitely am awestruck by the intricate details of graffiti and the time and work that the artists put into crafting an absolute masterpiece. it is not a simple piece of street art (or vandalism as some may put it), but it is an end-product of much creativity, talent and hard work.
even though I pass by Pasar Seni LRT longkang everyday, I never knew that there was so much more to the Graffiti that line the walls of the longkang.
so, support our local Graffiti artists by visiting their shop District at Jalan Imbi!
Eris and I with Katun, the super kind and nice graffiti artist!
he patiently posed for our pictures...and kept saying "boleh boleh...ambil gambar puas puas!" hahahaa...
my favourite graffiti can be found at Taman Melawati, H Court
if you have time, go check out the graffiti at Pasar Seni, Jalan Imbi, Taman Melawati and Central Market! :Dwell, I've got to go now...I'll update more when I have the inspiration. thanks for reading and God bless! :)
hello, November
dieloh. it's November. next year will be the last year of my teenage years. the last year to feel young. :( I'm so having a quarter-life crisis right now.
but on the bright side...Christmas is coming along! heh heh heh. my favourite time of the year (even if I'm plagued with assignments and exams)...to be joyful and merry and celebrate! woohoo!
oh, and November signifies another month closer to graduation. even though I'll only be halfway done, but I'm happy to at least accomplish my diploma. :D
so, Haley says : Bye, October...and Hello November!the verdict of an insane day is...
I'm left wondering...why am I doing this course when its clearly not a suitable choice for me? why am I here, of all places? why didn't anyone tell me before it was too late? how on earth did I get stuck in this mess? and...how can I turn things around?
haih...I keep feeling suffocated...as if my lungs are closing down and no oxygen is reaching my brain, and my chest is hurting...it must be the signs of too much stress...or maybe I think too much these days.
I want to wallow around in my bed for the next millennium or so...as long as I don't have to get up and face reality...
*sorry for all the super short and emo posts lately.
DSLR
above picture : some crazy people running loose in TARC.
but the joke of the day's on me.
me : Charlie, try to focus on the background so that I'll be blur.
Eris : you're always blur, so no need to do that.
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